{"id":148,"date":"2005-08-31T18:09:47","date_gmt":"2005-09-01T00:09:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/snorebook.com\/?page_id=148"},"modified":"2005-12-08T15:50:41","modified_gmt":"2005-12-08T21:50:41","slug":"snores","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/snorebook.com\/?page_id=148","title":{"rendered":"Snores"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Listen to the wonderful world of snoring.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>    <a href=\"http:\/\/www.snorebook.com\/stuff\/Snore%20Symphony%20-%20By%20Rob%20Simon.mp3\" target=\"_blank\">The World&#8217;s First <\/a><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.snorebook.com\/stuff\/Snore%20Symphony%20-%20By%20Rob%20Simon.mp3\">Snoring Symphony<\/a>, produced by the author, Rob Simon<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.snorebook.com\/stuff\/Author%20Rob%20Simon%27s%20Snore.mp3\" target=\"_blank\">The Author<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.snorebook.com\/stuff\/Three%20Stooges%20Impression.mp3\" target=\"_blank\">The Three Stooges<\/a> (as interpreted by the Author)   <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.snorebook.com\/stuff\/Snore%20-%20Big.mp3\" target=\"_blank\">Big Man<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.snorebook.com\/stuff\/Snore%20-%20Female.mp3\" target=\"_blank\">Woman<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.snorebook.com\/stuff\/Snore%20-%20Child.mp3\" target=\"_blank\">Child<\/a> (this could be my niece)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.snorebook.com\/stuff\/Snore%20-%20Choke.mp3\" target=\"_blank\">The Choke<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.snorebook.com\/stuff\/Snore%20-%20Rottlweiler.mp3\" target=\"_blank\">Dog<\/a> (Rottweiler)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.snorebook.com\/stuff\/Snore%20-%20Whale.mp3\" target=\"_blank\">Whale<\/a> (an actual whale, but many women say this sounds like their husbands)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Listen to the wonderful world of snoring. The World&#8217;s First Snoring Symphony, produced by the author, Rob Simon The Author The Three Stooges (as interpreted by the Author) Big Man Woman Child (this could be my niece) The Choke Dog (Rottweiler) Whale (an actual whale, but many women say this sounds like their husbands)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"parent":18,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-148","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snorebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/148","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snorebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snorebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snorebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snorebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=148"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/snorebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/148\/revisions"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snorebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/18"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snorebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=148"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}