{"id":20,"date":"2005-04-05T02:40:13","date_gmt":"2005-04-05T08:40:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/snorebook.com\/?page_id=20"},"modified":"2005-04-12T09:16:18","modified_gmt":"2005-04-12T15:16:18","slug":"pillow-card","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/snorebook.com\/?page_id=20","title":{"rendered":"Pillow Card"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You can <u><a title=\"PillowCard\" href=\"http:\/\/www.snorebook.com\/files\/Pilllow%20Card.pdf\" target=\"_blank\">download<\/a><\/u> and print this card and leave it on the bedroom pillow of your snoring mate as a not-so-subtle reminder to stop snoring &#8212; or else!&nbsp; Then run for cover. <\/p>\n<p>The loudness of the average snorer is between 60 and 80 decibels.&nbsp; That&#8217;s louder and more annoying than a garbage disposal and equal to a jackhammer or heavy truck traffic.&nbsp; And who can sleep next to that!&nbsp; Who would want to.<a title=\"Pillow Card\" href=\"http:\/\/www.snorebook.com\/files\/Pilllow%20Card.pdf\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"Pillow-Card.gif\" style=\"width: 203px; height: 289px\" height=\"289\" alt=\"Pillow-Card.gif\" hspace=\"5\" src=\"http:\/\/www.snorebook.com\/images\/Pillow-Card.gif\" width=\"203\" align=\"left\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>If your snoring partner is louder than average, say at 100 decibels, it is equal to a New York City subway or a chainsaw.&nbsp; A few more decibels and it&#8217;s the sound of a 747 jet taking off.&nbsp; At 112 decibels, it&#8217;s the same as world-record snorer Alan Myatt.&nbsp; <\/p>\n<p>If your partner is in this range, then printing a Pillow Card may not be enough.&nbsp; Try throwing the printer at your snorer; that should get him or her to stop.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You can download and print this card and leave it on the bedroom pillow of your snoring mate as a not-so-subtle reminder to stop snoring &#8212; or else!&nbsp; Then run for cover. The loudness of the average snorer is between 60 and 80 decibels.&nbsp; That&#8217;s louder and more annoying than a garbage disposal and equal [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"parent":18,"menu_order":1,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-20","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snorebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/20","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snorebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snorebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snorebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snorebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=20"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/snorebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/20\/revisions"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snorebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/18"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snorebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=20"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}