Snoring makes it in the NY Times.   In the crossword puzzle on Friday September 2, there was this clue:  "Domestic disturbance cause."  The answer: "Snorer."

Husband’s Snoring Lands Wife In Jail (AP Jun 17, 2005).   Maybe DeAnn Miller-Boschert will finally be able to get some sleep—in jail. Miller-Boschert, 45, stabbed her husband with a pen and hit him over the head with a 3-pound dumbbell to get him to stop snoring Thursday, police said.  She was charged with simple assault, […]