You can download and print this card and leave it on the bedroom pillow of your snoring mate as a not-so-subtle reminder to stop snoring — or else!  Then run for cover.

The loudness of the average snorer is between 60 and 80 decibels.  That’s louder and more annoying than a garbage disposal and equal to a jackhammer or heavy truck traffic.  And who can sleep next to that!  Who would want to.

If your snoring partner is louder than average, say at 100 decibels, it is equal to a New York City subway or a chainsaw.  A few more decibels and it’s the sound of a 747 jet taking off.  At 112 decibels, it’s the same as world-record snorer Alan Myatt. 

If your partner is in this range, then printing a Pillow Card may not be enough.  Try throwing the printer at your snorer; that should get him or her to stop.